Funny Laws In the United States

Funny Laws In the United States

Here are some well known places in the US, which, apart from their attractions, are also known for their strange laws

Funny Laws In Alaska

Starting off with the funny laws in Alaska, here, it is illegal...

• For moose to indulge in mating behavior on city streets.
• To wake up a bear and get some snaps of it. You can hunt it though.
• To whisper in a person's ear if he is moose hunting!
• For a kangaroo to pay a visit to a barber shop at any time.
• To tie one's pet dog to the his/her car's roof.
• To treat a moose with alcohol.
• To roam the city while carrying bows and arrows.
• For a drunk to be allowed to comb his hair in a bar.
• For dog owners to groom their pets.
• To throw grenades on the street!
• To put your dog in the back of your truck.

Funny Laws In California

Next in the list are some funny laws which prevail in California. Here it is illegal...

• For any kind of animal to do "it" within a range of 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
• To use a used underwear to wipe off cars.
• To ride a bicycle in a swimming pool!
• For anyone to wear cowboy boots unless he/she owns at least 2 cows.
• For women to wear high heels while in the city limits.
• To provide act or receive the favor of oral sex.
• To serenade a woman without a license.
• To cry while standing in the witness box in Los Angeles courts.
• To keep a child from playing in puddles of water.
• To serve alcoholic beverages to a gay person.

Funny Laws In Ohio

In Ohio it is illegal...

• To get a fish drunk.
• To kill a housefly without a license, if one is within a range of 160 feet of a church.
• To breast feed in public.
• For cars to scare horses.
• To take mice into captivity without a hunting license.
• To lean against a public building! If done, then fine is levied.
• To sell cornflakes on Sunday.
• To run out of gas.
• For women to make a public appearance without shaving her face and legs
• To toss a snake at someone. You can shake the creature at someone though!

Oklahoma - Funny Laws

Weird laws in Oklahoma says it is illegal...

• To molest an automobile.
• Dogs without a license, to congregate in groups of three or more, on private property.
• For anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
• To prolong a kiss for more than three minutes.
• To indulge in pre-marital sex.
• For anyone to make "ugly faces" at dogs. He/she may be fined and/or jailed.
• For woman to indulge in a gambling game while wearing in lingerie, towel or or while being nude.
• To have tattoos.
• To go for whale watching.
• To keep or put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Some More Funny Laws in the United States

Before I close this piece, you may like to have a look on some more hilarious and unbelievable weird laws in the USA. Beware, here, it is illegal to...

• Indulge in sexual activity with Satan, without using a condom.
• To make love on the wedding day, if the couple is hunting or fishing.
• To make love with a live fish.
• To make love with the lights on.
• For a man to kiss a sleeping woman.
• To mistreat rats.
• Selling dead people for money, without license in Delaware.
• To give false weather reports.
• To make love with a porcupine in Florida.
• For unmarried woman to parachute on Sundays.
• To imitate an animal.
• To shower naked, in Florida.
• Eating cotton on Sundays post 6.00 P.M.
• To indulge in any other sexual positions except the missionary one.